Bizzare sexual fantasies?

[Images]

Had a mate who drew pictures of an imaginary girlfriend...who was a dinosaur.
He got turned on by horses and being trampled.
When he got drunk and horny he would lie on the floor and ask people to stomp up and down his back.


I just like boobs.

 

[Loop Stricken]

MOAR BURNSCARS!

Spoiler

 

[Loop Stricken]

Well, I'm into a lot of weird shit, but the most "bizarre" would probably be: this fantasy I have about being on death row or what ever, and being able to choose my death. That is, being suffocated between the legs of a dominant woman.

...

Yes.. I know, I need help. Something in my head is royally fucked... has to be.

Alas, I fear Monty Python kinda beat you to it by... several years.

Spoiler: NSFW, but would that really matter, in THIS thread?

 

[Souplex]

I would like to schtupp on top of the world's largest apple pie.

 

[Overusedname]

Looking at these, I feel much less odd about mine. But a decent number of people actually know my real name on this website. I'm sayin' nothing.

It's hard/impossible to control what you're aroused by really. Don't feel odd about it, and if it's something...squicky, just wait to role-play with an openminded partner. SAFELY.

 

[newfoundsky]

I've had an Internet connection for six years. It is impossible for me, now, to get an erection.

 

[telocaster]

Older women/women who are much older than myself.

I know it isn't weird but that is my fetish. I just find older women incredibly attractive. Since I am now 21, perhaps I could pick up a divorcee.

Perhaps then I could invent a flying car and fly it to the moon /Sarcasm

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

2D > 3D. It's actually quite rare that I am attracted to/fantasize about a real person. This is probably due to my overexposure to the media, but, hey, it's who I am, so whatever.

The closest I could ever come to one of my fantasies in real life is having my partner cosplay, but cosplay rarely sits right with me. It never looks... right. It's almost like the Uncanny Valley. It's a huge turnoff. I think I'll stick with my fantasies.

 

[Loop Stricken]

Older women.

I know it isn't weird but that is my fetish. I just find older women incredibly attractive. Since I am now 21, perhaps I could pick up a divorcee.

Perhaps then I could invent a flying car and fly it to the moon /Sarcasm

You're 21. Most women are older than you.

 

[telocaster]

Older women.

I know it isn't weird but that is my fetish. I just find older women incredibly attractive. Since I am now 21, perhaps I could pick up a divorcee.

Perhaps then I could invent a flying car and fly it to the moon /Sarcasm

You're 21. Most women are older than you.

I guess I should have been more specific. I have a thing for women 10 to 25 years older than me

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

i have already lived my three greatest sexual fantasies and haven't come up with a new thing yet, but i do have odd fantasies every now and again about a close friend of mine that will never actually come to anything.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

The first story I was paid to write concerned a anthro cat (the speaker) happening up, and of course raping My Little Pony. The pink one. I dunno which one that is.

as for my weird fetishes, I'm very, very fond of adult girls who look like teenaged boys.

 

[Iron_will]

1 = I nearly exclusively fantasise about being a woman in a submissive state (and I'm a man

Oh god, are you me?

Other than that though, I don't really have anything I'd consider bizzare.

 

[Jak23]

The weirdest I get would have to be that I prefer small boobs?
And I used to masturbate to Disney princesses... Specifically Belle.

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

This is what happens when you watch too much anime.

I have a stocking fetish, as well am aroused by school girl outfits.

I feel dirty. >.>

 

[Loop Stricken]

This is what happens when you watch too much anime.

I have a stocking fetish

Spoiler: Ain't nothing wrong with Stocking!

Might prefer Kneesocks a little bit more myself, however.

 

[Bagged Milk]

2D > 3D. It's actually quite rare that I am attracted to/fantasize about a real person. This is probably due to my overexposure to the media, but, hey, it's who I am, so whatever.

The closest I could ever come to one of my fantasies in real life is having my partner cosplay, but cosplay rarely sits right with me. It never looks... right. It's almost like the Uncanny Valley. It's a huge turnoff. I think I'll stick with my fantasies.

pretty much this.

I have a few other things that I like, but they aren't very strange.

Also, I wouldn't consider myself a furry, but some of the furry hentai stuff is pretty fappable.

 

[TakerFoxx]

You don't want to know. Plus, I don't want to get banned.

 

[Vault101]

yeah.....lets all just talk about our sexual fantasies!......

people are very open thease days....

 

[Callate]

I have a strange compulsion to reveal my bizarre sexual fantasies to strangers and near-strangers on the Internet.

Oh, wait! No, I don't!