Bjork

[General Mostly Electrified Steel]

I'm in love with Bjork.

And there's nothing I can do about it.

However, I can feel the locale of the angst: my stomach.

Yes, it could be indigestion from the large amounts of duck I ate, but it could also be a sign.

A sign that the only way I can sate my hunger for Bjork is to sate my hunger for Bjork.

I will clone her, and eat her clones. I will live of a diet of Bjork and marrows (because marrows stave off vitamin-related insanity, yes).

However, I feel there is a better way to do this.

Any ideas?

 

[KefZ_X]

Thats why I have a shrink

lalalalalalalala I can't hear you anymore Bjork
Dr Gibson said ur not real.

 

[General Mostly Electrified Steel]

Thats why I have a shrink

Cool! So do I.

Let's be friends (.

 

[KefZ_X]

Yay a friend will u join me and Mr Tummis for Tea in Narnia?

 

[General Mostly Electrified Steel]

Sorry, Abolished. Mother said I couldn't hang out in the wardrobe any more.

 

[KefZ_X]

You came out of the Closet too?

 

[General Mostly Electrified Steel]

I have no closet.

I do have a pantry, though. That's where the biscuits are, friend.

 

[KefZ_X]

Biscuits are kept in the pantry of course thats where they were hiding

p.s I would add you but I don't know how

 

[Flunk]

Just listen to some of her music, or the screams of several dying cats. I can never tell the difference anyway. I'm sure that will clear up your problem right away.

 

[Sib]

yeah i really shouldnt have started him off on Bjork a while ago...

 

[General Mostly Electrified Steel]

Um. Hi. Bjork's cool and all, but she's too flaky.
Antonio Banderez, that's where it's at.

But Antonia Banderaz is not a creature of pure beauty.

And not as awesome, to me.

So what'll it be? Dissolve her, or cannibalize her clones? Unlesss anyone has a better idea?

 

[General Mostly Electrified Steel]

Grind her cd's into a fine powder and snort them off her doughy breasts?

No, nothing sexual.

I mean, Hyperballad was...

Let's not go there, ok.

But weird is ok. Weirder, the better.

 

[PurpleRain]

Steve Mc Queen. I would turn gay for that man... if he were alive. WHICH HE IS! No amount of canser can kill Steve McfuckingQueen. I bet t'was a government cover up. He was too awesome so they sent him off to fight cyborg hitler and his army of martian cows.

Ok, that's my contribution to this subject.

 

[TheHaunt]

Just listen to some of her music, or the screams of several dying cats. I can never tell the difference anyway. I'm sure that will clear up your problem right away.

Maybe I'm aging myself here, but I would attribute the above quote more to Yoko Ono than to Bjork.

I like Bjork because she's so... different...
Yoko was/is a little TOO different, musically (if you can even call what she performs as 'music'...)

I am anti-cannibalism and anti-dissolving.

oh well

 

[nightmare_gorilla]

http://www.filecabi.net/video/bjorkstalk.html - your future

 

[General Mostly Electrified Steel]

http://www.filecabi.net/video/bjorkstalk.html - your future

Fake madness.

This is the cube of 1 ^ 3. Fake cubed of one is ONE. It is the evil, the ANTICUBE.

This is me ^o^_^o^vwmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[monodiabloloco]

Send your cyclopean doom monkeys to fetch her, eat her strange twisted heart and gain her mystical power. Become the object of another's desire then quail in soon-to-be-eaten terror as the doom monkeys come for you.
Failing that, have a banana and a nap.

 

[General Mostly Electrified Steel]

Failing that, have a banana and a nap.

That idea is quite...

Appealing.

 

[monodiabloloco]

Buh-dum, CRRSH!

 

[General Mostly Electrified Steel]

Buh-dum, CRRSH!

But you're ultimately pussy-footing about the issue of insanity if you think a cat-nap will cure me.