Black Friday Shopping Rules

[NoOne852]

The idea was brought up in my composition class and I thought it was a good idea. To be short and sweet, let me describe the situation. In order to wait outside the store and be apart of the black friday sales they would have to read and sign a document. What is in the document? You make it. It could be any rules with any punishment should they break the agreement.
You could say you will reposses their house if they step on someone's toe if you want. Just have fun with it!

 

[Kopikatsu]

If you do not line up double file and enter the store in a slow, organized manner, you get a shotgun blast to the face.

If you injury anyone, you get a shotgun blast to the face.

If you are caught shoplifting, you get a shotgun blast to the face.

If you get caught harassing other customers, you get a shotgun blast to the face.

If the management decides they do not like you, you get a shotgun blast to the crotch.