Blame something you like for something you don't like.

[Scorched_Cascade]

I blame ice cream for the economic downturn, that and squirrels.

 

[Mr Thin]

I blame myself for my failures.

Is that cheating? Perhaps it is.

 

[Atticus89]

I blame Zoidburg for making me run out of anchovies.

 

[smearyllama]

I blame MGS3 for making me lose track of time, and want to know what various animals taste like.

Edit: Also, I blame the PS1 for the fact that itunes has the worst user interface of all time.

 

[Instant K4rma]

I blame Bethesda for stealing a sizable chunk of my life with their products.

 

[Canid117]

I blame the written word for every bad thing ever after it was created.

 

[dancinginfernal]

I blame Ubisoft Montreal for having me play their games just to get a mouthful of repeated cliffhangers.

 

[Trildor]

I blame Morrowind for Bioshock.

 

[drisky]

I BLAME THE NAZIS FOR LAG IN VIDEO GAMES!

You didn't say it had to make sense.

No, but it does imply you like the Nazis as it is in the "something you like" portion of the sentence.

 

[luckshotpro]

I blame Resident Evil's writing for my poor social skills

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

I BLAME THE NAZIS FOR LAG IN VIDEO GAMES!

You didn't say it had to make sense.

No, but it does imply you like the Nazis as it is in the "something you like" portion of the sentence.

Does using them as target practice count?

 

[BanthaFodder]

I blame CoD4 for creating CoD hipsters.
I blame PC fpses for creating PC Gamers (YOU know the kind I mean...)
I blame Nintendo for keeping shovelware alive

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

I blame videogames for wasting my life.

 

[-Samurai-]

I blame MUSE for Twilight.

 

[pendragon177]

I blame old Disney movies for furry porn.

Classic.

 

[MaxwellEdison]

I blame the rhymes on the times,
Cuz you know I got some.
If the times don't suck,
Careers in rhymin' be done.

~me, right now, WHAT.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

I blame John Stewart for Tosh.0.

 

[Gammaj4]

I blame Google Chrome for making me incredibly impatient.