Blatant Lies

[happyninja42]

gods are real.

i've never smuggled drugs through US customs

 

[Kae]

gods are real.

i've never smuggled drugs through US customs

I have and I've never been arrested for doing it!

 

[happyninja42]

I have and I've never been arrested for doing it!

I'm not sorry you got caught? (Honestly your post cancels itself out so I'm not sure, given we are working on the lying system here. Reading your post, you didn't smuggle anything, but did get arrested for it?)

 

[Kae]

I'm not sorry you got caught? (Honestly your post cancels itself out so I'm not sure, given we are working on the lying system here. Reading your post, you didn't smuggle anything, but did get arrested for it?)

I did the crime but not the time.
(I just got detained for being suspected of smuggling drugs, they locked me up for 5 hours, obviously I was released because I had nothing.)

 

[Chimpzy]

 

[Shadyside]

I am the least racist person on this site.

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm not putting anything off right now.

 

[Kae]

I am perfectly sane.

 

[Neuromancer]

I am perfectly sane.

You aren't.

 

[Shadyside]

I do not want to riot and steal.

 

[Wintermute]

I never stole anything.

 

[Shadyside]

I do not condone stealing and rioting.

 

[Wintermute]

I voted for Biden

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

Election day is not terrifying me right now.

 

[Hawki]

The following statement is true.

The previous statement was false.

 

[Shadyside]

I am not excited about another murican civil war and the potential of more shootings and lootings.

 

[Crystal Violet]

The following statement is true.

The previous statement was false.

You didn't just break the internet. GOD DON'T DAMN IT, YOU NICE PERSON

 

[Shadyside]

I like Emily in Paris.

 

[Crystal Violet]

I like Emily in Paris.

EVEN AS A JOKE, SHADYSIDE

 

[Chimpzy]

I like Emily in Paris.

I get the joke.