Blatant Lies

[Fijiman]

I know how to post from my phone.
[sub]I haven't bothered to learn either, but still[/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

I never used to only post from my iPod Touch.
If I ever did I'm sure it would've been easy.
[sub]Did it for one whole year before I got myself my laptop.[/sub]

 

[Fijiman]

Time to mow the grass with a plunger.

 

[Roxas1359]

Time to go to class and dance on the table!

 

[Padwolf]

I'm not hyper right now!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I never post on my iPod Touch, that's why my post count is high, because computers are worse for web browsing.

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't see tired thread display hamsters.

@Smurf: I didn't have to post from an iPod touch for an entire year... >.>

 

[Fijiman]

I stabbed you all.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm on the floor bleeding right now.

This hurts.

 

[Fijiman]

Help is on the way.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My computer is dying. Vacuuming it didn't fix my starup issues.

 

[Roxas1359]

Dust never messes with computers.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Not getting Dishonoured tomorrow.

 

[Roxas1359]

It looks completely boring and I'd never consider getting it.
[sub]Gameplay and concept is awesome and reviews are praising it.[/sub]

 

[Fijiman]

I have great interest in the game.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'd like to report a missing person.
He answers to Waldo or sometimes Wally; he is six feet tall; is Caucasian and wears glasses. Please report any sightings to me as I am worried about his safety.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've seen him Doc! He's inside Guantanamo Bay!

@Fiji: I won't ask if you are able to make custom thumbnails for your videos now?

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Nero: The Americans! the old enemy strikes again.

 

[Roxas1359]

@Doc: He was caught planting multiple bombs on many orphanages and was demanding compensation for all the merchandise ever sold!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Makes sense.
They must have had a hard time catching him after all Wally is a master of disguise.