Blatant Lies

[Bonewood]

I Know Who para is & Am pleased with the notion that he owns my soul

 

[Fijiman]

Para should not show himself so that all may tremble at his presence.

 

[Roxas1359]

I can give Para my soul.

It isn't in use by The Escapist, Game Anyone, Let's Plays, and being alone! XD

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I've got a castle made of money! And also, I don't plan to watch/participate in Desert Bus because that would just be boring.

 

[Fijiman]

My internet didn't crash when I tried to get to this page.

 

[Roxas1359]

My copy of L4D2 didn't crash again...

 

[Fijiman]

I could play my copy of L4D for more than a few hours.[sub]fucking updates[/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

I love that it crashed again... >.<

 

[Fijiman]

I hate joking around with my brother.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I am single child, no brother or sister for me. Also I don't love The Smiths.

 

[Fijiman]

I don't feel like going back to sleep for a while.

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't have a sister who is a senior at my college.

She is not overprotective.

 

[Fijiman]

I bet she can protect you from me murdering you with your own beating stick.

 

[Ice Car]

This isn't page 666.

 

[Roxas1359]

Indeed it is Ice. XD

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

I am from the government and here to help.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not wake up 6 minutes ago at 8:36 AM

 

[Roxas1359]

I got my check today like I was supposed to...>.>
This isn't the second time this has happened...

Captcha: Bots are bad, m'kay.
Roger that Mr. Makie (Spelling?)

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I gots the typhoid! *dead*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm not in Americaland. There aren't a million mixed feelings. Most aren't vaguely negative.