Blatant Lies

[Evil Smurf]

I've never not only used Firefox, I am not on the beta stream.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm not tempted to replace the audio of my finale video. >.>

 

[janjotat]

I feel very famous on the Escapist

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Being famous on the Escapist is important.

 

[Roxas1359]

I always make sure I'm the center of attention.
That's why I venture outside of the Forum Games section.

 

[Fijiman]

I am the greatest Escapist who ever lived.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm master of the universe!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I wouldn't watch The Escapist if it were a tv show..

 

[janjotat]

I WOULD watch The Escapist if it were a TV show

 

[Roxas1359]

I wouldn't do that either.

 

[Dr.Susse]

There is an escapist show, I just watch them work through their window.

SOON.......

 

[Fijiman]

I watch Susse though a telescope.

 

[Roxas1359]

I have had a chip installed in all of your spleens.
With just one push of this button I can kill you all! >

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Drinks a shot of Methylated spirits*

Do it.

 

[Roxas1359]

Okay.
*pushes button and Doc's pancreas explodes*
Whoops...

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Sniff*

Smells like bacon....

 

[dalek sec]

Not wondering if the Escapist is going nuts right now with maintenace right now.

 

[Roxas1359]

The Escapist wasn't taken down for a bit for maintenance.
Kross didn't make it a news announcement from the Tech Team.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not feeling stupid right now for not seeing it.

 

[Roxas1359]

I didn't get my new mic in the mail today.