Blatant Lies

[staika]

Dammit how didn't you know!? This will take extreme measures to correct

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not write a poem
The Penguins will rule us all!
Seriously, it's whack as crack,
these penguin motherfuckers will stab your back,
they'll take your phone,
take your keys,
and fill your car with killer bees.

Think about this when you feed these fiends,
because playing with beaks is playing freaks,
run away,
hide,
now you'll be safe.
Oh shit they're coming!
I'm dead indeed.

 

[staika]

Truly beautiful, it brings a tear to my eye.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Truly beautiful, it brings a tear to my eye.

I'm not hoping you are following the thread's rules.

 

[staika]

Truly beautiful, it brings a tear to my eye.

I'm not hoping you are following the thread's rules.

I am sure to never follow any rules, it is a saying I keep in a plaque above my bed.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Truly beautiful, it brings a tear to my eye.

I'm not hoping you are following the thread's rules.

I am sure to never follow any rules, it is a saying I keep in a plaque above my bed.

Wooooo!

 

[staika]

I write poems all the time, I am incredibly skilled at it. I think I won't stick to full length stories, those at least I am pretty bad at.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I write poems all the time, I am incredibly skilled at it. I think I won't stick to full length stories, those at least I am pretty bad at.

I love writing.

 

[staika]

I write poems all the time, I am incredibly skilled at it. I think I won't stick to full length stories, those at least I am pretty bad at.

I love writing.

I hate it, It's not a way to pass the time. It's not something that you either like or dislike.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I write poems all the time, I am incredibly skilled at it. I think I won't stick to full length stories, those at least I am pretty bad at.

I love writing.

I hate it, It's not a way to pass the time. It's not something that you either like or dislike.

I enjoy writing because I am good at it.

 

[staika]

I write poems all the time, I am incredibly skilled at it. I think I won't stick to full length stories, those at least I am pretty bad at.

I love writing.

I hate it, It's not a way to pass the time. It's not something that you either like or dislike.

I enjoy writing because I am good at it.

I am not pretty good at it, my incredibly long attention span helps a whole lot.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I write poems all the time, I am incredibly skilled at it. I think I won't stick to full length stories, those at least I am pretty bad at.

I love writing.

I hate it, It's not a way to pass the time. It's not something that you either like or dislike.

I enjoy writing because I am good at it.

I am not pretty good at it, my incredibly long attention span helps a whole lot.

My BA in communication is not about writing.

 

[staika]

I write poems all the time, I am incredibly skilled at it. I think I won't stick to full length stories, those at least I am pretty bad at.

I love writing.

I hate it, It's not a way to pass the time. It's not something that you either like or dislike.

I enjoy writing because I am good at it.

I am not pretty good at it, my incredibly long attention span helps a whole lot.

My BA in communication is not about writing.

I have taken an English class since I've graduated high school. I was really good at english too. I did not actually learn proper grammar from here.

 

[staika]

Random people quoting me to tell me my avatar is awesome pisses me off. I don't have to update my avatar with new deaths soon.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Vodka should not be in the avatar.

 

[staika]

*doesn't write that down*

I don't need moar, maybe I won't make it a community thing....

 

[Evil Smurf]

Random people quoting me to tell me my avatar is awesome pisses me off. I don't have to update my avatar with new deaths soon.

It's going to be easy to replace my avatar. Currently it is not really cute.

 

[staika]

Random people quoting me to tell me my avatar is awesome pisses me off. I don't have to update my avatar with new deaths soon.

It's going to be easy to replace my avatar. Currently it is not really cute.

I didn't use to change my avatar all the time, this isn't the only avatar I have a hard time replacing. I don't think I'll make the new version into my permanent avi.

Also your avatar is just so horrifying, I can't stand to look at it for more than a few seconds.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Random people quoting me to tell me my avatar is awesome pisses me off. I don't have to update my avatar with new deaths soon.

It's going to be easy to replace my avatar. Currently it is not really cute.

I didn't use to change my avatar all the time, this isn't the only avatar I have a hard time replacing. I don't think I'll make the new version into my permanent avi.

Also your avatar is just so horrifying, I can't stand to look at it for more than a few seconds.

you should not have death by cats as an option.

 

[staika]

you should not have death by cats as an option.

*doesn't put on the list*

Now I don't have three suggestions.