Blatant Lies

[Evil Smurf]

My computer is not pissing me off. Apparently my password is right and now I can get into it. I may not have to pull some magic on it to reset the password.

My computer's password is Hitler was right

It would matter, as long as I don't have physical access to a computer I can't hack it. Passwords fear my brute force.

I made a comic about a teen hacker called L33T Pete.

 

[staika]

Better rename the main character to staika, cause it's what I do

 

[Evil Smurf]

But L33T Pete rhymes!

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm not debating on whether to upgrade the internet...
[sub]I'd have to pay more, but I don't know...[/sub]

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not debating on whether to upgrade the internet...
[sub]I'd have to pay more, but I don't know...[/sub]

Don't do it, faster internet is not amazing.

 

[staika]

That doesn't remind me that I have to run an ethernet cable to my router. Lucky for me that it's on the other side of the house -.-

 

[Evil Smurf]

That doesn't remind me that I have to run an ethernet cable to my router. Lucky for me that it's on the other side of the house -.-

because moving a router is not an option.

 

[staika]

That doesn't remind me that I have to run an ethernet cable to my router. Lucky for me that it's on the other side of the house -.-

because moving a router is not an option.

I can move it, my dad's work computer isn't directly connected to it and there is a place to put it down here. Drilling a small hole to the room may not be in my future.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I can move it, my dad's work computer isn't directly connected to it and there is a place to put it down here. Drilling a small hole to the room may not be in my future.

<spoiler=take it away Jay Z>http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/04/Jay-Z_2011.jpg/215px-Jay-Z_2011.jpg
If you're havin' internet problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems but a router ain't oneDon't even think about getting a wireless card for you computer, see laptops are not cool like that.

 

[staika]

I can move it, my dad's work computer isn't directly connected to it and there is a place to put it down here. Drilling a small hole to the room may not be in my future.

<spoiler=take it away Jay Z>http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/04/Jay-Z_2011.jpg/215px-Jay-Z_2011.jpg
If you're havin' internet problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems but a router ain't oneDon't even think about getting a wireless card for you computer, see laptops are not cool like that.

My internet is not decent, wireless and skype play very well together.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I can move it, my dad's work computer isn't directly connected to it and there is a place to put it down here. Drilling a small hole to the room may not be in my future.

<spoiler=take it away Jay Z>http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/04/Jay-Z_2011.jpg/215px-Jay-Z_2011.jpg
If you're havin' internet problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems but a router ain't oneDon't even think about getting a wireless card for you computer, see laptops are not cool like that.

My internet is not decent, wireless and skype play very well together.

Still, it could be better.

 

[staika]

I can move it, my dad's work computer isn't directly connected to it and there is a place to put it down here. Drilling a small hole to the room may not be in my future.

<spoiler=take it away Jay Z>http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/04/Jay-Z_2011.jpg/215px-Jay-Z_2011.jpg
If you're havin' internet problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems but a router ain't oneDon't even think about getting a wireless card for you computer, see laptops are not cool like that.

My internet is not decent, wireless and skype play very well together.

Still, it could be better.

It couldn't be worse, The only reason I don't want to do it is for skype and online gaming.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I never game online.It couldn't be worse, The only reason I don't want to do it is for skype and online gaming.

 

[staika]

I never game online.

Neither do I. Once I built my gaming PC I never used it to play games, it is not my first gaming computer as well.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I never game online.

Neither do I. Once I built my gaming PC I never used it to play games, it is not my first gaming computer as well.

I'm not using a macbook pro for gaming

 

[staika]

I never game online.

Neither do I. Once I built my gaming PC I never used it to play games, it is not my first gaming computer as well.

I'm not using a macbook pro for gaming

Apple, I personally like them. Though windows 8 makes me scream like a fanboy whenever I see it, now that is the best OS ever.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I never game online.

Neither do I. Once I built my gaming PC I never used it to play games, it is not my first gaming computer as well.

I'm not using a macbook pro for gaming

Apple, I personally like them. Though windows 8 makes me scream like a fanboy whenever I see it, now that is the best OS ever.

I'm going to buy windows computers until I die, because the OS never crashes.

 

[staika]

I never game online.

Neither do I. Once I built my gaming PC I never used it to play games, it is not my first gaming computer as well.

I'm not using a macbook pro for gaming

Apple, I personally like them. Though windows 8 makes me scream like a fanboy whenever I see it, now that is the best OS ever.

I'm going to buy windows computers until I die, because the OS never crashes.

It's not a matter of personal preference. I like the general feel of macs and apple doesn't do little things that annoy me. I can fight the fact that windows crashes alot, cause it's not true. If I didn't have to buy windows 8 I wouldn't go over to linux again.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Le Snip

When I was installing windows updates it did not bluescreen, I did not have to re install windows 7.

 

[staika]

I never game online.

Neither do I. Once I built my gaming PC I never used it to play games, it is not my first gaming computer as well.

I'm not using a macbook pro for gaming

Apple, I personally like them. Though windows 8 makes me scream like a fanboy whenever I see it, now that is the best OS ever.

I'm going to buy windows computers until I die, because the OS never crashes.

It's not a matter of personal preference. I like the general feel of macs and apple doesn't do little things that annoy me. I can fight the fact that windows crashes alot, cause it's not true. If I didn't have to buy windows 8 I wouldn't go over to linux again.

When I was installing windows updates it did not bluescreen, I did not have to re install windows 7.

That wouldn't do it. That doesn't remind me of a story.

Spoiler: This didn't happen

There was a time in our hardware class where we were working on our program directors computers. One of them was just a horrible heap of problems, which is what happens when you build a computer with parts that don't play nice together. The thing would freeze all the time and during our fixing our teacher told us we had to update the bios.

For those who have no idea the bios is what starts the computer and loads into your OS. If you lose your bios, well, Enjoy your new paperweight!

So when we were going to update the bios it tells you to not turn off the computer. Sadly it froze during the update causing the computer to lose it's bios. We pretty much bricked our program directors computer.