Blatant Lies

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I feel great.

 

[dalek sec]

I want you to keep feeling great.

 

[UltraDeth]

I don't like shaving, nor do I want my parents to buy me a straight razor for better shaves

 

[Evil Smurf]

I want you all to be sick.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Vodka will help.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Where am I? What is this place?

 

[dalek sec]

I'm totally asleep right now.

 

[Teoes]

I'm not antsy about our offer in today on a flat.

 

[Dr.Susse]

They should make a tea flavoured beer.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not gonna try and get some sleep again.

 

[Evil Smurf]

My phone is not charging.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not surprised I woke up in time to go to work. I want to go to work.

...

I'm not going to work.

<_<

 

[MrCollins]

I haven't broken my laptop charger.

 

[Headsprouter]

I have not posted before on this thread.

 

[UltraDeth]

Enter the Dragonfly was the pinnacle of a Spyro the Dragon game

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I will play Spyro games that came after Year of the Dragon.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not just wake up.

 

[Fijiman]

I love how YouTube keeps dropping the quality of the videos I'm watching while I'm watching them.

 

[staika]

I am not insanely nervous right now. I am not waiting for a reply to an internship that will turn into a job once the internship part is done.

Edit: I did not just get a reply to my application, I do not have an interview tomorrow now.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I love how YouTube keeps dropping the quality of the videos I'm watching while I'm watching them.

I didn't think that was just me.