Blatant Lies

[Porygon-2000]

I don't think you should have a good nights sleep

 

[UltraDeth]

I would like to wear stacked hats

 

[Goofguy]

I am really looking forward to the oppressively humid heat that's been announced for the rest of the week.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Ive got tons of time to write a 1500 word essay on taxing intangible assets.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I skin Internet trolls and wear their skin.

 

[UltraDeth]

I am Painis Cupcake, I will eat you

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am Painis Cupcake, I will eat you

OT: I didn't sleep in and have to alter a planned event. >.<

 

[Evil Smurf]

Obama is a Muslim, black, communist, nazi #Brittaforthewin

Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

 

[Evil Smurf]

let me show you my sex tape:

I love Warcraft 1, 2 looked awful but 3 was great.

 

[UltraDeth]

I didn't get a hard-on listening to this

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not hungry.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not listening to Mr. Weebl again.

 

[Fijiman]

Mr. Weebl sucks.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not blowing things up with German guns.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I didn't get a hard-on listening to this

Nigella can not *insert food based sex pun here* all day.

 

[kailus13]

I completely understand why people find Nigella sexy.

 

[thesilentman]

My idea of beauty matches the popular culture's version of beauty.

 

[staika]

Awesome, now you can take many pictures of it!

Turns out [http://redlin5.blogspot.ca/] that my camera is forever broken. I leave you now with suspense.

That's a shit tattoo, I can't believe you ever thought that was a good idea.

 

[UltraDeth]

This thread is full of thoughtful insights

 

[kailus13]

The words in this thread should be immortalised in stone.