Blatant Lies

[MrCollins]

I'm not wondering how to get home.

 

[UltraDeth]

It would be a good idea to shave my chest

 

[Neuromancer]

The Old Gods DLC for Crusader Kings II utterly sucks. I spent the last few days playing it and I'm very much disgusted by the new features.

 

[Headsprouter]

I was not the result of illegal research with the goal of eternal life.

I was also a complete success.

 

[Rooster893]

I hate chicken salad.

 

[Colour Scientist]

I'm not stuck on a bus for 3 hours with nothing to do.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Angry birds?

 

[staika]

I didn't just buy some Woodchuck reserve at work, now it isn't just sitting there.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I know know that using a k in the word know doesn't make any confusion know.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not have to go out for lunch after burning lunch.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm having the best luck ever! >.>

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not watching Firefly

 

[Dr.Susse]

I really care about Polygon now.

They are the best site since kotaku.

 

[UltraDeth]

I watch anime

 

[thenageone]

the worst thing in the world is having a cup of tea as soon as you wake up

 

[Evil Smurf]

BAR FIGHT!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Bat fight!

 

[UltraDeth]

Cockblock is an amazing feeling

 

[Dr.Susse]

Did you know that the largest animal in the world is a sloth?

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not downloading ME 1 & 2