Blatant Lies

[UltraDeth]

I love big public events

 

[Teoes]

I am totally stoked that there's a crowd outside the office before 8.30am, literally drumming up enthusiasm for next year's Commonwealth Games. I can't feel it vibrating through the floor and don't think they should be handing out paracetamol instead of fucking balloons. /happyhappyjoyjoy

They are handing out blow up dolls?

I.. understand that question perfectly. They were not drumming for a good couple of hours.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm really glad I slept through that thunderstorm. I didn't want to watch and listen to it at all.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I am totally stoked that there's a crowd outside the office before 8.30am, literally drumming up enthusiasm for next year's Commonwealth Games. I can't feel it vibrating through the floor and don't think they should be handing out paracetamol instead of fucking balloons. /happyhappyjoyjoy

They had blow up dolls?

 

[Teoes]

I am totally stoked that there's a crowd outside the office before 8.30am, literally drumming up enthusiasm for next year's Commonwealth Games. I can't feel it vibrating through the floor and don't think they should be handing out paracetamol instead of fucking balloons. /happyhappyjoyjoy

They had blow up dolls?

Yes. They had blow-up dolls. They were handing them out whilst they weren't drumming.

 

[Rooster893]

I haven't had a good night's sleep.

This is not the first time that's happened this summer.

 

[Fijiman]

I have just been named king of the earth.

 

[Teoes]

I am Fijiman's devoted man-servant.

 

[UltraDeth]

I should try inhaling my farts through a hose

 

[Fijiman]

Minecraft is working properly right now. This makes me happy.
I'm not having trouble getting anything to load properly on my Xbox today. This makes me very happy.

 

[Rooster893]

I don't want to download Tekken Revolution.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm really happy that the monitor I want is out of stock.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I don't miss my computer.

 

[kailus13]

I regret buying three bags of ice. Cold drinks are not welcome in this hot weather.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Gosh, I sure do hate carrots.

 

[UltraDeth]

Minecraft is working properly right now. This makes me happy.
I'm not having trouble getting anything to load properly on my Xbox today. This makes me very happy.

I knew I wasn't the only one.

 

[Teoes]

I wouldn't like a new mouse. The one I have is working just fine.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I wouldn't like a new mouse. The one I have is working just fine.

Don't buy a cheap one.

 

[Teoes]

I wouldn't like a new mouse. The one I have is working just fine.

Don't buy a cheap one.

I will go overboard but wouldn't like to spend a bit of money on it. I like mice that feel light and flimsy.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I don't want to play minecraft now.