Blatant Lies

[Rooster893]

I don't want Frost, Mavado and Li Mei in the next Mortal Kombat.

Having Reptile turn into a cyborg [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mUchQ87rjo] would be stupid as well.

 

[UltraDeth]

I should play drums with my head

 

[kailus13]

I am not eating icing by itself.

 

[Roxas1359]

Nomura has not upset me. >.<

 

[Headsprouter]

3D adds so much to the 3DS experience. You lose so much by playing without it.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I see a 3D based musical in the near future.

 

[InfinityCubed]

Politicians are trustworthy.

 

[Rooster893]

My birthday is not happening soon.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I understand why do people get up before 9am.

 

[Evil Smurf]

My birthday is not happening soon.

don't invite me. Or do, I control your decisions after all.

 

[Rooster893]

I am probably doing something amazing on my birthday, so I'm inviting you.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I did not just eat cake.

Wait.. if the cake is a lie... and you're lying about not eating it.. that would me you did eat it.. but if it's a lie, you couldn't eat it.. but that would mean that you weren't lying about not eating it.. but.. I don't know what that means anymore.

OT: I don't enjoy eating cereal.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not just eat cake.

Wait.. if the cake is a lie... and you're lying about not eating it.. that would me you did eat it.. but if it's a lie, you couldn't eat it.. but that would mean that you weren't lying about not eating it.. but.. I don't know what that means anymore.

OT: I don't enjoy eating cereal.

it was not banana cake.

 

[InfinityCubed]

Superman returns was immaculate.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I might not play Dota 2 today.

 

[UltraDeth]

You can all tell what I had for breakfast

 

[Evil Smurf]

Custard?

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not up at 3am. I'm not going to bed.

 

[UltraDeth]

I have athlete's foot

 

[Roxas1359]

I wanna stay at work.
Definitely don't wanna go home.