Blatant Lies

[UltraDeth]

I find this arousing

 

[Dr.Susse]

The chat is rated R and banned in Australia.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

I'm the closest thing to pure evil you'll ever meet

 

[Dalek Caan]

I hate you all.

 

[UltraDeth]

I use Reddit

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I hate cheese and bread. It is the most disgusting idea man has ever conceived

 

[Evil Smurf]

Especially a strong cheese.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I did not find a Pokemon game that had been lost for over a year. This sucks.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'm not going to miss hanging out with you, Redlin5. Not at all.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

That's good cause you were awful and smelled funny.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not having a beer and a Parma.

 

[Fijiman]

I wasn't having a bit of trouble with the Escapist a few minutes ago.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My screen is not spinning.

 

[Rooster893]

I'm not going to an amusement park tomorrow.

I didn't make a mixed cd for the ride there.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not going to an amusement park tomorrow.

I didn't make a mixed cd for the ride there.

I'm not asking why you don't plug your phone into the stereo.

 

[UltraDeth]

I have no eyebrows

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm not having a beer and a Parma.

The worst of pub foods.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't actually wake up this morning. That makes sense, seeing as I had about 4 hours of sleep. ^.^

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

I didn't get a massive hangover from my cousin's wedding last week

 

[Evil Smurf]

I didn't get a massive hangover from my cousin's wedding last week

Thanks to my genetics, I get hungover.