Blatant Lies

[Headsprouter]

Me and Smurf are in the same time zone.

 

[UltraDeth]

I hope you're a terrible cook

 

[Dr.Susse]

I am not waiting for food right now, my stomach doesn't want to kill anyone now.

Kill the mods. VIVA LA HUNGRY REVOLUTION!

VIVA LA HUNGRY REVOLUTION! We shall blow up the mod chat!!

*sets bomb in mod chat*

REPORT REPORT!

I am a mod spy.

 

[UltraDeth]

Death is a ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

ALL IS LOST, RETREAT TO THE BUNKER!

 

[EeveeElectro]

I'm not bored out of my head ;~;

 

[Potentpillow]

I'm not eating for the next week.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not fairly annoyed for a few reasons right now.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I don't want to kill one of my roommates.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I don't want to kill one of my roommates.

Pay me, I'll do it!

 

[UltraDeth]

All of you are idiots (except me)

 

[Fijiman]

I absolutely love being sick. It's so much fun to feel like shit all day.

 

[UltraDeth]

Don't get better

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I patrol the neighborhood while riding a camel.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I am a sexy Russian bride

 

[Fijiman]

The forum games are very active today.

 

[UltraDeth]

My computer is alive and taking over the world

 

[Teoes]

I'm able to work just now and am gutted by the fact.

 

[UltraDeth]

Work? What's that?

 

[staika]

This isn't one of my favorite avatars.