Blatant Lies

Redlin5_v1legacy · Nov 5, 2013

My fingers are smoking after all that posting.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Nov 5, 2013

Evil Smurf said:
My nose is not blocked D:

I don't know that feel.

>.<

Colour Scientist · Nov 5, 2013

I am jealous of your blocked nose.

Rooster893 · Nov 5, 2013

I have a large but unloyal group of friends. I hate them!

Evil Smurf · Nov 6, 2013

I'm not excited for desert bus.

Evil Smurf · Nov 6, 2013

I don't become a member of the Australian Labor Party on Thursday

PsychicTaco115 · Nov 6, 2013

I am an extremely sexy man

Redlin5_v1legacy · Nov 6, 2013

I don't brush my teeth.

Teoes · Nov 6, 2013

I didn't check out Brutal Doom last night. It sucked.

SomeLameStuff · Nov 6, 2013

I do not completely hate an officer I have to work with.

Barbas · Nov 6, 2013

I am the very model of a well-respected officer and gentleman.

Rooster893 · Nov 6, 2013

I won't be having Chinese food with friends tomorrow night. I'm not glad we didn't figure it out this time.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Nov 6, 2013

I have a lot of money to spend.

Colour Scientist · Nov 6, 2013

I probably have more money than you do.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Nov 6, 2013

I don't have 50 cents.

Evil Smurf · Nov 6, 2013

I'm not going out for coffee and a chat with the cute waitress. She's not a lesbian so we don't get along well.

Barbas · Nov 6, 2013

I can successfully manage my finances and have a deep appreciation for the value of money.

Fijiman · Nov 7, 2013

I always have money. I didn't spend mine on LEGO, Oblivion, and CoD Ghosts.

Porygon-2000 · Nov 7, 2013

I couldn't manage to make this avatar on my own.

Teoes · Nov 7, 2013

I completely understood what has been asked of me this morning.