Blatant Lies

[Evil Smurf]

Smart phones are not wonderful.

Oh, I got like 3 of those things. I taped them all together to use as a head-warmer. The best part is: no health risks!

Spoiler

I have a super cancer gun, it gives you classic aids, super aids and bee cancer.

 

[Fijiman]

The first person to quote me gets a free hat.

 

[Rooster893]

I hope I get a trillby/fedora!

I wouldn't want to learn martial arts, especially not Choy Li Fut.

 

[Barbas]

The first person to quote me gets a free hat.

That's good, because I intend to use it to help people.

 

[Fijiman]

The first person to quote me gets a free hat.

That's good, because I intend to use it to help people.

Congrats! Here is you hat not made out of extrememly pissed off and hungry badgers.

 

[Barbas]

The first person to quote me gets a free hat.

That's good, because I intend to use it to help people.

Congrats! Here is you hat not made out of extrememly pissed off and hungry badgers.

Who's laughing now? I am, because I got my hat!

 

[Fijiman]

I love Shockwave Flash. It is such an incredibly useful program. I don't hope it's creator(s) is(are) burning in hell for creating it.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't have things to think about.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I've got into threads every time recently.

Go Hamsters you rock!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I've got into threads every time recently.

Go Hamsters you rock!

You didn't offend them recently with writing.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I've got into threads every time recently.

Go Hamsters you rock!

You didn't offend them recently with writing.

I will see them burn!

 

[nuttshell]

I agree. Layne Staley is just the worst.

Yes! I am glad he is de- I- I just can't!
*cries in the corner*

 

[Evil Smurf]

I agree. Layne Staley is just the worst.

Yes! I am glad he is de- I- I just can't!
*cries in the corner*

Somethings will never be funny....

I've got into threads every time recently.

Go Hamsters you rock!

I'm going to buy the hamsters a drink for being so good.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't have a job that pays money while I'm on my winter vacation.

 

[Barbas]

I don't like it when it rains.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I don't have to re enroll for uni.

 

[Barbas]

I don't have to re enroll for uni.

Oh, I went there. Hated it. Who needs it?

Spoiler

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not watching Real Steel.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't want popcorn.

 

[dalek sec]

Not reading yet another new book.