Blatant Lies

[Barbas]

I have a clown in my pocket.

There's a snake in my boot.

Someone poisoned the creek with vodka!

To counter the radiation spill I caused, of course.

You are on the right path, but such behavior is not evil enough. You need a motif. I like to fap while my victorious legions march to this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntqdy0Gm2zg].

 

[Living_Brain]

There's a snake in my boot.

Someone poisoned the creek with vodka!

To counter the radiation spill I caused, of course.

You are on the right path, but such behavior is not evil enough. You need a motif. I like to fap while my victorious legions march to this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntqdy0Gm2zg].

How about something like this, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35l5aDGRF4s] with a touch of this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8]?

 

[Barbas]

There's a snake in my boot.

Someone poisoned the creek with vodka!

To counter the radiation spill I caused, of course.

You are on the right path, but such behavior is not evil enough. You need a motif. I like to fap while my victorious legions march to this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntqdy0Gm2zg].

How about something like this, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35l5aDGRF4s] with a touch of this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8]?

The second one is timeless royalty, but every now and then I like to go with a bit of this to spice things up a bit:


OT: I find this music reprehensible:

Spoiler: Not even a good meme to be found in that series.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I can only get off to gay porn with a Putin look a like.

 

[FPLOON]

I can only get off to gay porn with a Putin look a like.

I always bookmark specific pages that cater to just that...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Don't mind me, I'm just up to no good all the good here in my corner.

 

[Living_Brain]

The Corner of Evil has called upon me many times.

 

[Barbas]

I bought Spore because it looked like a game I'd keep going back to.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I enjoy wearing clothes.

 

[FPLOON]

The best movie to watch on Blu-Ray is Meet The Spartans, hands down!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I rather like Your Mother Vol 5

 

[Rooster893]

I love doing this senior project. It's mandatory for a good reason!

 

[FPLOON]

I AM a "senior project"... or, at least, that's what my robot grandchildren seem to call me...

 

[Barbas]

I senior future.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Butts are butts

 

[Barbas]

My jokes are amazing. They make me warm and happy inside.

 

[Living_Brain]

I'm not totally ecstatic that I'm <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/tournaments/leaderboard/11> rank 3 in the March Mayhem leaderboards.
OhmyJesusIhaveneverbeenthisgood

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not totally ecstatic that I'm <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/tournaments/leaderboard/11> rank 3 in the March Mayhem leaderboards.
OhmyJesusIhaveneverbeenthisgood

HAXXOR

 

[Living_Brain]

I'm not totally ecstatic that I'm <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/tournaments/leaderboard/11> rank 3 in the March Mayhem leaderboards.
OhmyJesusIhaveneverbeenthisgood

HAXXOR

It's Brain Hacks over Internet, or BHoIP. I just collectively scanned all of the Escapists' minds. The ones I got wrong were because of those damn tin foil hats.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am made of lemons.