Blatant Lies

[FPLOON]

Women are too hard to animate.

As a PR from a video game publisher, I don't agree with that statement... as it should read that "men are too hard to animate"...

#notallmen only fedora bros.

As an Escapist Contributor/Employee, I'm going to write an editorial documenting the connections between #notallmen and the video game industry as a whole...

 

[Padwolf]

I am not a Goddess!

 

[Barbas]

I am not a Goddess!

That doesn't remind me of Age of Mythology. Terrible game, totally sub-par!

 

[Padwolf]

I am not a Goddess!

That doesn't remind me of Age of Mythology. Terrible game, totally sub-par!

I have played that game! It looks utterly terrible!

 

[Barbas]

I am not a Goddess!

That doesn't remind me of Age of Mythology. Terrible game, totally sub-par!

I have played that game! It looks utterly terrible!

Boring map editor! The map editor is dull, I say!

 

[Padwolf]

I am not a Goddess!

That doesn't remind me of Age of Mythology. Terrible game, totally sub-par!

I have played that game! It looks utterly terrible!

Boring map editor! The map editor is dull, I say!

Oh I absolutely loathe map editing. It's such a blight on games!

 

[Fijiman]

Spies! You are all spies!

 

[Evil Smurf]

Spies! You are all spies!

I'm from Austin Powers, not TF2

 

[FPLOON]

Spies! You are all spies!

True... But, that don't mean I don't gots no sex appeal, honey~!

Gentlemen... *wink*

 

[Barbas]

Spies! You are all spies!

I'm from Austin Powers, not TF2

I say, this is 1972. You really shouldn't be here!

 

[FPLOON]

I'm not questioning why the 3D Blu-Ray version of The LEGO Movie is only available on the EVERYTHING IS AWESOME edition...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I've given up on Forum Games. YOU ALL BORE ME!

Now I'm going to resume watching paint dry.

 

[Barbas]

I've given up on Forum Games. YOU ALL BORE ME!

Now I'm going to resume watching paint dry.

We didn't want you around anyway! I can hide my tears!

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not questioning why the 3D Blu-Ray version of The LEGO Movie is only available on the EVERYTHING IS AWESOME edition...

Because all the places selling where you live are awesome. My brother and I didn't just buy that movie.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm not questioning why the 3D Blu-Ray version of The LEGO Movie is only available on the EVERYTHING IS AWESOME edition...

Because all the places selling where you live are awesome.

You don't got a point there...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye is a HORRIBLE epic rap battle of history. Weird Al should stop singing.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not wondering what to do right now.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Dalek: Murder people!

 

[Barbas]

@Dalek: Murder people!

EXCELLENT!

 

[Evil Smurf]

@Dalek: Murder people!

EXCELLENT!

I'll get the hunting rifles.