Blatant Lies

[Bofus Teefus]

I ran for congress, and won, then had sex with an intern, killed her, and got away with it. Whateva- I do what I want!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not eat pie

 

[Dr.Susse]

I am not the meat pie aficionado.

 

[EilaliE]

This is Patrick.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not getting my ass handed to me in Borderlands 2.

 

[FPLOON]

Wake me up before you say "Bye-bye"...

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not getting my ass handed to me in Borderlands 2.

I do not know that feeling and do not wonder where you are in Borderlands 2 as well as what system you're playing it on.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Druggies always "have it under control."

 

[EilaliE]

No, I haven't spent any time on successfully making other people yawn.. during a Skype call. I've been very productive!

 

[FPLOON]

I'm pregnant!

 

[Barbas]

My middle name is Constance.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I have F cup boobies

 

[EilaliE]

I'm pregnant!

I'm the father of the child.

 

[Fijiman]

The Captcha apparently hasn't noticed "suspicious activity related to my internet address" and doesn't want me to send a verification email. I don't smell bullshit.

It also doesn't keep asking me when I'm going to move again.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I'm not a workaholic. Nope.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm pregnant!

I'm the father of the child.

It's too true to be false! *does not begin to cry*

 

[Dr.Susse]

I am the backwards recording of Kenny Rodgers' Gambler.

 

[EilaliE]

I'm pregnant!

I'm the father of the child.

It's too true to be false! *does not begin to cry*

I hope you keep the baby, because I've already figured out names!

 

[username sucks]

I know exactly what to do!

 

[Fijiman]

I'm really a moose in disguise!