Blatant Lies

[Fijiman]

I do not feel really off balance and I know exactly why.

Go home, you're drunk.

Go to work, you're skunk.

 

[EilaliE]

Go home, you're drunk.

Go to work, you're skunk.

Go back to the kitchen, you punk.

 

[Fijiman]

Go home, you're drunk.

Go to work, you're skunk.

Go back to the kitchen, you punk.

Get back to chanting, you monk.

 

[EilaliE]

Go home, you're drunk.

Go to work, you're skunk.

Go back to the kitchen, you punk.

Get back to chanting, you monk.

Get in the trash can, you junk.

 

[Fijiman]

Go home, you're drunk.

Go to work, you're skunk.

Go back to the kitchen, you punk.

Get back to chanting, you monk.

Get in the trash can, you junk.

Remove your battleship, it's sunk.

 

[FPLOON]

No, you are the nurse. That rock over there is the new doctor.

That does not explain my suggestive fashion sense... or why Tom's the new doctor...

 

[Barbas]

I'm so sick of this shit. I hate all of you. THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING PRISON!

 

[Fijiman]

No, you are the nurse. That rock over there is the new doctor.

That does not explain my suggestive fashion sense... or why Tom's the new doctor...

No, Dr. Tom has been here. I'm talking about Dr. Thwomp.

 

[EilaliE]

Get back to chanting, you monk.

Get in the trash can, you junk.

Remove your battleship, it's sunk.

The captain goes down with the ship; I'll go lay in a bunk.

 

[Fijiman]

Get back to chanting, you monk.

Get in the trash can, you junk.

Remove your battleship, it's sunk.

The captain goes down with the ship; I'll go lay in a bunk.

When you drop a small rock into water it goes plunk.

 

[FPLOON]

No, you are the nurse. That rock over there is the new doctor.

That does not explain my suggestive fashion sense... or why Tom's the new doctor...

No, Dr. Tom has been here. I'm talking about Dr. Thwomp.

That does not explain his "cheerful" demeanor, I guess...

 

[Fijiman]

No, you are the nurse. That rock over there is the new doctor.

That does not explain my suggestive fashion sense... or why Tom's the new doctor...

No, Dr. Tom has been here. I'm talking about Dr. Thwomp.

That does not explain his "cheerful" demeanor, I guess...

It also explains your unnatural hatred of potato products.

 

[FPLOON]

No, you are the nurse. That rock over there is the new doctor.

That does not explain my suggestive fashion sense... or why Tom's the new doctor...

No, Dr. Tom has been here. I'm talking about Dr. Thwomp.

That does not explain his "cheerful" demeanor, I guess...

It also explains your unnatural hatred of potato products.

Hay, those potato products deserve all the hatred I can muster from everything but my stomach!

 

[Barbas]

Time for ice cream sandwiches.

 

[FPLOON]

Time for ice cream sandwiches.

I hear those things evaporate upon physical contact...

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

I don't have a job interview tomorrow. I'm perfectly calm.

 

[EilaliE]

I don't have a job interview tomorrow. I'm perfectly calm.

Do your worst. Also, randomly speak several foreign languages while answering the questions- it'll make you appear more intelligent!

 

[Barbas]

I don't have a job interview tomorrow. I'm perfectly calm.

Spend at least twenty minutes loitering in the restrooms at the start of your interview. When they complain about your lateness, complement them on their lavish and sparkling toilet facilities. They'll love that.

 

[Malbourne]

I don't have a job interview tomorrow. I'm perfectly calm.

It's also very important to immediately take the interviewer's seat. That lets them know who's boss. If they call security on you, consider shouting out the highlights of your resume so that they stick with the interviewer before you're ejected from the building. That shows how calm you are under pressure.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I have a family of termites living in my sister.