Blatant Lies

EilaliE

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I've been fishing for whales all day, but all I got was a hammerhead shark.
 

FPLOON

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Barbas

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FPLOON said:
Barbas said:
Fijiman said:
This thread needs more porn.
And toast.
And less comments about porn and/or toast...
Barbas said:
FPLOON said:
Barbas said:
Your prize shall be wonderful beyond words.
You do say, old sport...
I do indeed. With bells on. Sexy, oily bells.
That description did not make me metaphorically moist inside...
You made me spill mayonnaise on the opposite wall, you naughty boy!
 

FPLOON

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Barbas said:
You made me spill mayonnaise on the opposite wall, you naughty boy!
That wasn't what I was going for...
Fijiman said:
The next person to post shall bust into a rain of plastic beads.
But, I am a rain of plastic beads[footnote]of various technicolor splendor, mind you...[/footnote]!