Blatant Lies

[Evil Smurf]

I don't have a crazy idea for the local games workshop store contest.

Is it related to cats?

 

[Fijiman]

I did not have a horrendously bad time on World of Tanks today.

 

[FPLOON]

The Maze Runner has a pretty conclusive ending...

Spoiler: Yep...

especially when it didn't remind me of the Cube movies...

 

[dalek sec]

I haven't been pushing myself hard for the contest at the shop.

 

[Fijiman]

I haven't had this video on my mind most of the day.

Spoiler

 

[Evil Smurf]

What did I just watch?

 

[Fijiman]

What did I just watch?

Certainly not something amazing.

 

[FPLOON]

I only have one tab open right now...

 

[Evil Smurf]

I am perfectly happy to have my mother-in-law coming to visit whenever she wants, even though we live 3000 miles away, and usually have no warning, and no place for her to sleep, and she doesn't clean up after herself. I LOVE THAT. It's like Christmas, my birthday, and Easter all rolled into one.

In fact, I love it so much that I just sit around and pray for it all the time. Like holy crap! Lets hope she just shows up today! YES! NOW!

I'm actually your mother in law.

 

[FPLOON]

If you still have cable, you must still be my grandmother...

 

[Barbas]

If you still have cable, you must still be my grandmother...

Cables are in my top twelve fetishes.

 

[Rabbitboy]

I hate chocolate with a passion.

 

[EilaliE]

I eat children for breakfast.

 

[Fijiman]

Well I eat a bowl of nails for breakfast every morning... without any milk.

 

[FPLOON]

Cables are in my top twelve fetishes.

I can't believe there's such a thing as having twelve fetishes...

 

[Rabbitboy]

The Police Academy films are humanity's greatest contribution to the universe.

 

[Evil Smurf]

The Police Academy films are humanity's greatest contribution to the universe.

And my fetish

 

[Fijiman]

The Police Academy films are humanity's greatest contribution to the universe.

And my fetish

Everything is your fetish.