Blatant Lies

[Mr.Mage]

Im totally not aroused by this.

It's a terrible feeling, I'm sure...

You love it really

 

[EilaliE]

I am naked right now.

Because I took your clothes. *Wink wink*

Looks like I will just have to drop by your place to get them back. *wink wink*

We're winking because we've got something in our eyes, right? *Wink wink*

 

[Rabbitboy]

Looks like I will just have to drop by your place to get them back. *wink wink*

We're winking because we've got something in our eyes, right? *Wink wink*

Of course! *wink wink* *pant pant* *tongue waggle tongue waggle*

 

[El Cazador]

The absolute value of Sin(x) equals -2

 

[EilaliE]

Looks like I will just have to drop by your place to get them back. *wink wink*

We're winking because we've got something in our eyes, right? *Wink wink*

Of course! *wink wink* *pant pant* *tongue waggle tongue waggle*

Apparently you've got something in your mouth too.

 

[Fijiman]

Whoever keeps allowing broken and intrusive ads on the Escapist clearly doesn't have something against non Pub Club members.

 

[FPLOON]

Im totally not aroused by this.

It's a terrible feeling, I'm sure...

You love it really

You do say?

 

[Rabbitboy]

Looks like I will just have to drop by your place to get them back. *wink wink*

We're winking because we've got something in our eyes, right? *Wink wink*

Of course! *wink wink* *pant pant* *tongue waggle tongue waggle*

Apparently you've got something in your mouth too.

No it's just really hot over here.

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Ah who am I kidding? I want you to sex me! No wait.... I dont want that... yes that's it. I defenitly don't want you to do that especially if you are a good looking girl!

 

[Headsprouter]

Just a guess but likes timesplitters.

This is the most incorrect thing somebody has ever said about me.

 

[Barbas]

I really enjoy the ads the Escapist provides for us.

I enjoy having Viagra advertised to me. Ooh yes.

 

[Mr.Mage]

Im totally not aroused by this.

It's a terrible feeling, I'm sure...

You love it really

You do say?

I don't say. I think.

 

[EilaliE]

Looks like I will just have to drop by your place to get them back. *wink wink*

We're winking because we've got something in our eyes, right? *Wink wink*

Of course! *wink wink* *pant pant* *tongue waggle tongue waggle*

Apparently you've got something in your mouth too.

No it's just really hot over here.

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Ah who am I kidding? I want you to sex me! No wait.... I dont want that... yes that's it. I defenitly don't want you to do that especially if you are a good looking girl!

I'm rather impressed.
I advise you to use the "Search for cute girls, guys and sexy local singles near you!"-adds. They're totally legit.

 

[FPLOON]

Im totally not aroused by this.

It's a terrible feeling, I'm sure...

You love it really

You do say?

I don't say. I think.

You do think that because my mind doesn't say so...

 

[Mr.Mage]

Im totally not aroused by this.

It's a terrible feeling, I'm sure...

You love it really

You do say?

I don't say. I think.

You do think that because my mind doesn't say so...

err... I'm not completely confused but if your mind doesn't say so then I'm sure I don't think that...
I'm sure.

 

[Rabbitboy]

I'm rather impressed.
I advise you to use the "Search for cute girls, guys and sexy local singles near you!"-adds. They're totally legit.

Thanks for the tip, I shall do that immediately.

Also I am not apologizing if my comment made you feel uncomfortable.

 

[FPLOON]

Im totally not aroused by this.

It's a terrible feeling, I'm sure...

You love it really

You do say?

I don't say. I think.

You do think that because my mind doesn't say so...

err... I'm not completely confused but if your mind doesn't say so then I'm sure I don't think that...
I'm sure.

See? Now, you understand why I brought you here all along!

 

[EilaliE]

I'm rather impressed.
I advise you to use the "Search for cute girls, guys and sexy local singles near you!"-adds. They're totally legit.

Thanks for the tip, I shall do that immediately.

Also I am not apologizing if my comment made you feel uncomfortable.

Yes, I'm feeling deeply offended! So now to apologize, you better fill in this form as soon as possible:

Spoiler

 

[FPLOON]

That form offends me something fierce, it does!