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Barbas said:
I'd just like you all to know that I had several ribs removed yesterday for the sole purpose of allowing me to perform auto-fellatio.

Thank you for the time that you will never get back.
Well, it a good thing I never wanted to perform auto-fellatio in the first place...
Rabbitboy said:
Barbas said:
Redlin5 said:
I have nothing to do.
If you're bored, you could always do Rabbitboy on FPLOON.
I am sure that will give no one nightmares.
Nor will it give me extreme displeasure in the long run...

 

Rabbitboy

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I have your wife/husband/child/pet/potplant. If you ever want to see her/him/it again you will send 1 million US dollars to the bank account I mentiond in the pm I just sent you.
 

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Rabbitboy said:
I have your wife/husband/child/pet/potplant. If you ever want to see her/him/it again you will send 1 million US dollars to the bank account I mentiond in the pm I just sent you.
I don't know who you are... But, what I do know is that I have a special set of skills... Skills that would make you life slightly more worse than it already is right now... And no matter where you go and where you take the hatred of my life... I will find you... And I will love you to the end of days...
 

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FPLOON said:
I don't know who you are... But, what I do know is that I have a special set of skills... Skills that would make you life slightly more worse than it already is right now... And no matter where you go and where you take the hatred of my life... I will find you... And I will love you to the end of days...
Come at me bro! I can face whatever you've got!
 

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Redlin5 said:
FPLOON said:
I give just about anyone my phone number... <color=white>(I'm just that loose of a woman... *hee hee*)
You're a female!

Or you claim not to be.

I'm confus. OR AM I?

This thread doesn't mess with my mind when drunk. =P
I'm plantkin
 

Fijiman

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I have not bought many LEGO set over the last few days. I regret spending every penny.
 

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Rabbitboy said:
FPLOON said:
I don't know who you are... But, what I do know is that I have a special set of skills... Skills that would make you life slightly more worse than it already is right now... And no matter where you go and where you take the hatred of my life... I will find you... And I will love you to the end of days...
Come at me bro! I can face whatever you've got!
Can you honestly go up against three movies, two sequels, and only one quotable sequence that doesn't even solidify what the audience is going to experience in general? Well, ya betta not because I ain't coming for you yet!
Evil Smurf said:
I'm plantkin
No, this is Patrick...
 

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FPLOON said:
Rabbitboy said:
FPLOON said:
I don't know who you are... But, what I do know is that I have a special set of skills... Skills that would make you life slightly more worse than it already is right now... And no matter where you go and where you take the hatred of my life... I will find you... And I will love you to the end of days...
Come at me bro! I can face whatever you've got!
Can you honestly go up against three movies, two sequels, and only one quotable sequence that doesn't even solidify what the audience is going to experience in general? Well, ya betta not because I ain't coming for you yet!
Well then I'ill be coming for you!