Blatant Lies

[Barbas]

I've got walnuts for eyes.

 

[dalek sec]

Not getting my wisdom teeth taking out tomorrow morning.

 

[Rooster893]

I've posted on the Escapist in the last 9 months.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

The truth is out there.

 

[Barbas]

The truth is out there.

I've already found it behind the sofa. I think what you're holding may be an ancient Egyptian hatbox.

 

[Rooster893]

Everything about this website is completely different.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

I have proportly spelt this sentance correctly.

 

[dalek sec]

I didn't get my wisdom teeth removed today.

 

[Rooster893]

I may or may not join a fraternity in the next couple of days.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not tired at all.

 

[TallanKhan]

Vaccinations are bad and give you head-exploding brain diseases.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm cooking bacon right now!

 

[Fijiman]

I've posted on the Escapist in the last 9 months.

I haven't wondered about your absence a few times.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm totally fast asleep right now.

 

[Barbas]

If you run really quickly into that wall, it'll teleport you to the secret water level.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

I've always liked water levels.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Liquorish Allsorts are delicious!

 

[Barbas]

I've always liked water levels.

I like the ones in a big sewer with temperamental steam pipes and broken walkways. Oh yeah, those are the best. Gimme those insta-deaths, you dirty, dirty game! Flying enemies? Sweet hot cookies and milk!

 

[Fijiman]

MY BUTT IS A NARWHAL MADE OF DIAMONDS AND PIXIE STIX!