Blatant Lies

[Barbas]

It's possible to win Forum Games.

Only fools try.

 

[Rabbitboy]

I love dogs.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

I never have a cigar.

 

[Barbas]

I love dogs.

I slept with a log.

 

[Rabbitboy]

I slept with a log.

I slept with you.

 

[Barbas]

I slept with you.

It was average.

 

[Rabbitboy]

I slept with you.

It was average.

I thought it was pretty good though.

 

[FPLOON]

I know what's in a box...

 

[Evil Smurf]

I invented fetishes

 

[dalek sec]

I am a space pirate with sexy wenches!

 

[Headsprouter]

My little brother's computer is working fine. It responds well to video input and has not recently whined about a corrupt BIOS. I am an expert, and am not pretty sure stuff like this should normally occur with computers that are several years old, not barely a week.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not going stir crazy at all right now.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not waiting on a USB Y cable, I've not not been literally installing bayonetta 2 all night.

 

[Rabbitboy]

I am a photo copier who gained sentience.

 

[FPLOON]

My farts smell a bit too foreign for my taste...

 

[dalek sec]

I'm fast asleep right now.

 

[Barbas]

Bicycles took my nan.

 

[dalek sec]

It's not cold out at all by me.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

I love it when the fire alarm goes off.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Vinegar makes all baked goods better.