Blatant Lies

[Barbas]

Spoon rhymes with trumpet.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My new forum game is going to be successful.

 

[PainInTheAssInternet]

This statement is false.

 

[PainInTheAssInternet]

I felt great when I punched a puppy in the face.

You must now figure out which part of this post is not true.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Your avatar never sunk.

 

[Barbas]

"Puppy" should be replaced with "bank manager".

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not hungry.

 

[Rabbitboy]

It isn't almost time to go to bed for me.

 

[Barbas]

And now it's time to kick holes in the walls!

 

[PainInTheAssInternet]

I'm staying online because I hate you all.

 

[FPLOON]

I felt great when I punched a puppy in the face.

You must now figure out which part of this post is not true.

I care to find out...

OT: I'll make it til I fake it...

 

[Barbas]

I got so much butter on my mind.

 

[FPLOON]

I got so much butter on my mind.

My mind is on your butter...

 

[Barbas]

My mind is on your butter...

Get your mind out of the butter! That's no place for a mind!

 

[FPLOON]

My mind is on your butter...

Get your mind out of the butter! That's no place for a mind!

Where my mind goes, the butter follows...

 

[Barbas]

Where my mind goes, the butter follows...

I'm going to need my biscuits buttered rather urgently.

 

[Rabbitboy]

I need to eat some chicken wings or I will die within an hour.

 

[Barbas]

I need to eat some chicken wings or I will die within an hour.

I am prepared to give you several Buffalo wigs if you can bring me the head of the Minotaur.

 

[Rabbitboy]

I need to eat some chicken wings or I will die within an hour.

I am prepared to give you several Buffalo wigs if you can bring me the head of the Minotaur.

I can get you a Minotaur head. It is most definitely not fake.

 

[Barbas]

I can get you a Minotaur head. It is most definitely not fake.

Excellent. I shall have the Buffalo wings ready by five minutes from now. They will not be eaten by me before then.