Blatant Lies

[FPLOON]

I need more cowbell in my sex life...

 

[Fijiman]

Everyone needs to get a bigger wagon for their socks.

 

[Rabbitboy]

I am starving right now. Organize a live-aid concert for me.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

It's impossible to have fun while backpacking.

 

[Barbas]

It's impossible to have fun while backpacking.

The last time I had fun, someone got trapped in a toilet for hours.

 

[FPLOON]

I was not expecting the Game of Thrones marathon...

 

[Rabbitboy]

I always lie except when I don't.

 

[FPLOON]

I always lie except when I don't.

I always tell the truth except when I can't...

 

[Evil Smurf]

I always poop without a phone

 

[FPLOON]

I can related to your situation right now...

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not tired at all right now.

 

[Barbas]

I told you not to use that as a suppository!

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not wondering what to eat right now for lunch.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Maxi Skirts look terrible on slender women.

 

[FPLOON]

I am everywhere... and nowhere...

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not enjoying "Advanced Warfare" at all.

(It's not bad but damnit, the quicktime crap does get annoying at times)

 

[FPLOON]

<link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ1eqPuBzgo>This album was not worth the wait at the time...

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

(Insert name of famous historical world leader here) was totally gay!

 

[UndisputedX]

I enjoyed the game Superman 64

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

having a sore throat is fun!