Blatant Lies

[Barbas]

I'm gonna have to grill you now.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I can cook.

 

[Barbas]

I read the Book Of The Dead.

 

[FPLOON]

I tie for sweetness in my burps...

 

[Headsprouter]

Waiting comfortably for Fallout 4.

I'm in love with a wonderful guy.

As gay as a daisy in May.

 

[FPLOON]

^
Lost my virginity to...
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[Barbas]

I was at the Coca-Cola factory yesterday.

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm not having an issue where I need to post to see a thread's contents. The thread display hamsters are very consistent.

 

[Barbas]

A small bribe of nutty cheese helps.

 

[FPLOON]

I watch too little shows...

 

[Barbas]

I feel kinda horny on a Monday.

 

[FPLOON]

I didn't made room for breakfast...

 

[Barbas]

Interesting class, this.

 

[FPLOON]

I stole all the rum...

 

[Headsprouter]

I didn't make a "deez nuts" analogy. No, not me. Never.

If I did, I would be ASHAMED!

 

[FPLOON]

The Ninth Gate leads to gold!

 

[Barbas]

The pudding is behind the third door.

 

[FPLOON]

Vampire Academy didn't feel like a TV-series-turned-movie at time...

 

[Barbas]

I cry every time I watch Jackass.

 

[FPLOON]

There's a TV Party at your house...