Blatant Lies

[Barbas]

I think I could really go for some mushroom toast right about now.

 

[Headsprouter]

Those little brown mushrooms are horrible. These ones. [https://foodcookture.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/sauteed-mushrooms_food-cookture_main-pic.jpg] Awful burger topping.

 

[Barbas]

Chestnut mushrooms are inferior to button mushrooms. You know what else is crap in burgers? Onions.

 

[Headsprouter]

Onions are one of my least favourite things. Everything they touch is ruined. Unless they're cooked. They're great cooked.

 

[Barbas]

I just invented the world's first gay plant.

 

[FPLOON]

My snake's in your boot...

 

[Barbas]

I have a whole jar of faeces right here with your name on it!

 

[FPLOON]

I've grown annoyed by that boney face...

 

[Barbas]

Nothing is more fun than de-boning dace.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm inside your home, filming all of your unnecessary items...

 

[Headsprouter]

I don't have any unnecessary items.

 

[Barbas]

I can see your brain hanging out.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I am edgy

 

[FPLOON]

I call pistol!

 

[Barbas]

Oblivion's atmospheric music has never moved me to tears.

 

[FPLOON]

Pointless drama has a point...

 

[Barbas]

Vomiting Kermit has no place in games.

 

[FPLOON]

I produced a Disney biopic...

 

[Barbas]

I've got a lovely bunch of kumquats.

 

[FPLOON]

You put the pickle in the kumquat and you chimichanga them berries up...