Blatant Lies

[dalek sec]

Haven't played any of Xenoblade Chronicles X at all so far.

 

[FPLOON]

Have you tried the steel of the brother's hood?

I wish you'd made more sense right about now, dude.

But, I put the reference back together!

 

[Barbas]

Can't talk now, son; surrounded by honeys.

 

[FPLOON]

Deadpool's watching me...

 

[Barbas]

I'd like to be in a castle by the beach, firing at passing drivers out of the turret windows.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not currently going a bit stir crazy.

 

[FPLOON]

Then, don't join me!

 

[Albino Boo]

UFO's are in fact the hats of of 5 mile tall invisible nudist fairies.

 

[Barbas]

The answer lies in the foot of the head of the colour orange and the number five.

 

[Fijiman]

Pants no longer exist.

 

[Barbas]

Shirts and all other forms of chest coverings are a lie.

 

[FPLOON]

Humans in pig's clothing!

 

[Barbas]

Humans in pig's clothing!

Delicious!

 

[Albino Boo]

I've just eaten my own arm

 

[Barbas]

There's no sense in music.

 

[Fijiman]

Your name is now Frederic Derpling.

 

[Barbas]

No, it is Maximillius Squillionus Dollarius Plusbus.

 

[FPLOON]

No, this is Bob from work...

 

[Barbas]

You're not Bob, you're Donny.

 

[FPLOON]

Shut up, Donny!