Blatant Lies

[Barbas]

I'd rather rule the delicatessen.

 

[Fijiman]

Superglue is a balanced part of any meal or snack.

 

[Barbas]

I ate your wallpaper paste.

 

[FPLOON]

Milkshakes are sexist.

Because I have some and you don't?

The earth is flat and every image of Earth ever photographed is a massive conspiracy between all space capable nations to fool people into thinking it's a sphere. The only person who can save us from this massive hoax is our lord and savior, Donald Trump. May his 8 year reign begin in 2017.

You must be Will Smith's stepson...

 

[Barbas]

I also ate all your wallpaper - I thought it was lasagne.

 

[FPLOON]

I tip my finger and wag my hat...

 

[Barbas]

Jeremy Soule makes awful music.

 

[Albino Boo]

I'm currently singing the complete score of the musical showboat

 

[Barbas]

I toured the Pacific in a submarine once.

 

[Albino Boo]

I toured Yorkshire in South Pacific once.

 

[FPLOON]

My name is Kenneth...

 

[Albino Boo]

Oh my God they killed Kenny

 

[Barbas]

Mosquitoes are fugly fighter-bombers.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm not done with One Last Rides...

 

[Barbas]

I could really go for some Fruit Loops.

 

[Albino Boo]

I'm in love with Stalin's Granddaughter

 

[Barbas]

I'M TRYING TO USE THE PHONE!

 

[Albino Boo]

I haven't seen Andrew Lincoln naked.

 

[FPLOON]

I haven't seen Andrew Lincoln naked.

I don't concur...

 

[Barbas]

Gonna have to sit this one out.