Blatant Lies

[Fijiman]

I know what to put here.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Try putting this there instead.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am drunk on power.

Why do I keep licking power points......

The bots aren't in Off Topic. They're at home, shivering in fear.

I am just the best at this whole being an adult thing.

I TOO MAINTAIN A GOOD HEALTHY SLEEP CYCLE

 

[Dr.Susse]

I am drunk on power.

Why do I keep licking power points......

The bots aren't in Off Topic. They're at home, shivering in fear.

I let them stay. They're my only friends!

 

[Neonbob]

There is nothing in this world I love more than lighting my anus on fire while tap dancing in a river of molasses in a vain attempt to get the goddamn fire ants off of me.

 

[shrekfan246]

I didn't post in this thread almost exactly five years ago.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

There is nothing in this world I love more than lighting my anus on fire while tap dancing in a river of molasses in a vain attempt to get the goddamn fire ants off of me.

This is a regular activity of mine as well.

I didn't post in this thread almost exactly five years ago.

You missed EVERYTHING

 

[shrekfan246]

There is nothing in this world I love more than lighting my anus on fire while tap dancing in a river of molasses in a vain attempt to get the goddamn fire ants off of me.

This is a regular activity of mine as well.

I didn't post in this thread almost exactly five years ago.

You missed EVERYTHING

I was not moderately surprised to find that this thread is still going. Every other old thread I've been going through also hasn't been full of banned users.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I didn't burn my toast this morning.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I have played metal gear.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am drunk on power.

Why do I keep licking power points......

The bots aren't in Off Topic. They're at home, shivering in fear.

I let them stay. They're my only friends!

They wouldn't leave if you asked anyway, they're here for tea.

 

[dalek sec]

I have quit life for good!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm dead inside.

 

[Fijiman]

I am the greatest person to ever live. Anyone that tells you otherwise is dumb.

 

[Dr.Susse]

If I see one more beer I will throw it against the goddamn fucking wall right now.