Blatant Lies

NeoStar · Jul 18, 2011

There is only 1 pokemon, and it is called Chuck Norris!

Eumersian · Jul 18, 2011

I am incredibly tired.

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jul 18, 2011

I ate a lot today.

dalek sec · Jul 18, 2011

I didn't take a walk today.

Eumersian · Jul 18, 2011

I did only 20 sit-ups last night?

Dango · Jul 18, 2011

I haven't only been listening to one song for the past two hours or so.

dalek sec · Jul 18, 2011

I'm not gonna take a shower later tonight.

King Toasty · Jul 18, 2011

I hate Doctor Who with a cold, unrelenting rage. Especially Matt Smith.

Also, I am extremely easily motivated to succeed in school.

King Toasty · Jul 18, 2011

Also, Han Solo shot first. Lucaaasss! *shakes fist*

Norendithas · Jul 18, 2011

I don't really enjoy talking to stranger on Omegle. There aren't some really cool people there. ^^

dalek sec · Jul 18, 2011

I'm not a total nerf gun nut.

AwesomeExpress · Jul 18, 2011

I've never owned a nerf gun.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Jul 18, 2011

I don't like watching Hellboy shooting stuff.

GodofDisaster · Jul 18, 2011

I don't miss toonami, Fox Kidz or the old Cartoon Network.

Hyperrhombus · Jul 18, 2011

I hate turtles.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Jul 18, 2011

Those weren't good days.

GodofDisaster · Jul 18, 2011

I'm not listening to Avenue Q their songs aren't entertaining and I don't want to see one of their live shows.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Jul 18, 2011

I'm not struggling to keep my eyes open.

steeple · Jul 18, 2011

it's not a lovely morning at all over here ^^^

E.Blackadder · Jul 18, 2011

I am a proud Australian.