Blatant Lies

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I take bribes.

 

[steeple]

he's using double negatives! get him!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Noooo, you can catch me if I run!

 

[steeple]

this bazooka here wont help me at all...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

This aircraft isn't maneuverable enough to avoid that!

 

[steeple]

the aircraft could totally avoid it, even if it's fired from the inside...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Someone isn't counting on me not having an ace up my sleeve.

 

[steeple]

an ace of spades could divert the rocket out of its course, my plan is doomed!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Muhahahahaha, I'm saved!

 

[steeple]

I wont call dibs on redlin's spine...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

YOU HAD TO DRAG SPINES INTO THIS!

[sub]*cries*[/sub]

 

[steeple]

I dont think I like you even more now...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I hate you.

 

[steeple]

the feeling is not mutual at all, you monster.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You may have my extra spine.

 

[steeple]

oh cool! a tooth-pick!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*noms on something*

 

[steeple]

this thread was and will never get derailed!

 

[Rooster893]

It isn't my birthday today.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

It isn't my birthday today.

I'm not wishing you a happy birthday then! ^^