Blatant Lies

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Thanksgiving is today.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I start my summer holidays next week.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm not going to spend a lot on the current Steam sales...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am.

 

[Dango]

Desert Bus doesn't end in 2 hours.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I am not a lamprey.

 

[Dango]

Lamprey are not creepy whatsoever.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I am not a metaphorical one.
Lampreys are cute.

 

[Dango]

I am a starfish.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not hanging out with friends.

 

[Dango]

Sounds lame.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm playing Bioware.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm playing Bethesda.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm playing the fool.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

I'm not saving up for a new gaming laptop.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't need to upgrade my computer.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My games aren't giving me the middle finger.

 

[Dango]

My head doesn't hurt...

 

[Dango]

Non-eaten post.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Oh no desert bus isn't ending soon.