Blatant Lies

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I hate cold weather.

 

[Technetium]

derohedoro is not the weirdest thing I've ever read in a manga. But then again paranoia agent.

 

[MammothBlade]

I deal in used panties at extortionate prices.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I never bug Tea.

 

[SeanTheBlueSheep]

I am not new here.
I have been a member of this site for longer than it has been around.

 

[MammothBlade]

I joined yesterday, Escapist user registration seems to think otherwise, it must be crazier than I am.

 

[SeanTheBlueSheep]

I am intimidated by your joining date when compared to others I have seen. It makes me feel ill-at-ease.

 

[MammothBlade]

I'm not going to an awesome pub tomorrow.

 

[SeanTheBlueSheep]

I don't want to know any more about that.

 

[MammothBlade]

I don't badly need a shower right now.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm gonna eat your children.

 

[steeple]

I am not new here.
I have been a member of this site for longer than it has been around.

new folk? go away! we dont want your kind around here!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am not new here.
I have been a member of this site for longer than it has been around.

You are not welcome here.

This link [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.202272-The-Escapist-Community-and-Forums-Codex-Index-Guides?page=1] and this link [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/codeofconduct] will not be useful for you. Visit the basement and never blame Kross for anything that happens here.

Post counts and join dates matter so be intimidated. Go away.

 

[SeanTheBlueSheep]

I am not new here.
I have been a member of this site for longer than it has been around.

new folk? go away! we dont want your kind around here!

I'm going to leave now because of that.

I am not new here.
I have been a member of this site for longer than it has been around.

You are not welcome here.

This link [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.202272-The-Escapist-Community-and-Forums-Codex-Index-Guides?page=1] and this link [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/codeofconduct] will not be useful for you. Visit the basement and never blame Kross for anything that happens here.

Post counts and join dates matter so be intimidated. Go away.

I had not read those beforehand and totally did not know those rules from lurking.

 

[MammothBlade]

I am not new here.
I have been a member of this site for longer than it has been around.

new folk? go away! we dont want your kind around here!

I'm going to leave now because of that.

I am not new here.
I have been a member of this site for longer than it has been around.

You are not welcome here.

This link [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.202272-The-Escapist-Community-and-Forums-Codex-Index-Guides?page=1] and this link [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/codeofconduct] will not be useful for you. Visit the basement and never blame Kross for anything that happens here.

Post counts and join dates matter so be intimidated. Go away.[/quote
I had not read those beforehand and totally did not know those rules from lurking.

Newbies are not allowed on the forums until they undergo a series of hazing rituals. You need to line up for your free wedgie.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Your post doesn't need fixing and it is horrible that you've read those before posting. Most users do that and get very happy when they receive mod wrath.

 

[steeple]

I am not new here.
I have been a member of this site for longer than it has been around.

new folk? go away! we dont want your kind around here!

I'm going to leave now because of that.

I am not new here.
I have been a member of this site for longer than it has been around.

You are not welcome here.

This link [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.202272-The-Escapist-Community-and-Forums-Codex-Index-Guides?page=1] and this link [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/codeofconduct] will not be useful for you. Visit the basement and never blame Kross for anything that happens here.

Post counts and join dates matter so be intimidated. Go away.

I had not read those beforehand and totally did not know those rules from lurking.

he remembered the best one [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.198114-Escapist-User-Guide-to-Posting-Commands#6436211]...
this one wont be your most favorite thread if you'd frequent here

 

[pyramid head grape]

Boy, I really hate having my own computer!

I'm not wondering if it powers a game or two? O,..,O

Snip

Not a late welcome! >.>

 

[SeanTheBlueSheep]

he remembered the best one [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.198114-Escapist-User-Guide-to-Posting-Commands#6436211]...
this one wont be your most favorite thread if you'd frequent here

I hadn't read that one either because I'm a foolish newbie.

I also completed the trials Octo talked about.

Boy, I really hate having my own computer!

I'm not wondering if it powers a game or two? O,..,O

Snip

Not a late welcome! >.>

Not a distracted reply!

 

[MammothBlade]

I also completed the trials Octo talked about.

That's not enough, now you have you lick a sheep's bumhole and upload the results.