Blatant Lies

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*investigates*

Looks like you came, buckets. Where have you been?

I was investigating a tunnel Sir. It was quite tight and difficult to manoeuvr in but I came through in the end.

Well done Cpl Buckets. Return to the showers and prepare to get wet.

 

[mParadox]

Well done Cpl Buckets. Return to the showers and prepare to get wet.

Of course Sir. Deep down I know that after a long, hard day, it's exactly what I'd need.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Well done Cpl Buckets. Return to the showers and prepare to get wet.

Of course Sir. Deep down I know that after a long, hard day, it's exactly what I'd need.

You dropped your soap there son.

 

[mParadox]

You dropped your soap there son.

Oh sorry Sir. It's just that, everything is so slippery.

 

[Roxas1359]

I finished Sonic Generations while punching Elvis' corpse with the severed fist of John Lenin.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You dropped your soap there son.

Oh sorry Sir. It's just that, everything is so slippery.

I think that hearty Sergent behind you wants to help you.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'm not in a mood!

 

[mParadox]

Will you help me Sergeant? That soap is a slippery bugger and I'm never tripping over myself. D:

 

[Dr.Susse]

Happy new year!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Happy new year!

You're late!

 

[Neonbob]

I have not been absent!

 

[mParadox]

I haven't been missing you one bit!

 

[Roxas1359]

I've got sone candy and I'll share it with you all.

 

[Rooster893]

A friend of mine didn't die today.....

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My Grandmother is feeling fine.

 

[mParadox]

My heart doesn't go out to you two.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My heart doesn't go out to you two.

*no hugs*

Also you didn't get 20k.

 

[Rooster893]

My heart doesn't go out to you two.

I don't appreciate this one bit.

 

[dalek sec]

I am not making some popcorn right now and getting a soda.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

My badges are working and not showing the wrong ones. D:

Mine aren't the same way.

I know if this Thread adheres to the Rules it previously worked by.

There are rules?

This thread has obviously devolved into a chatroom and is no longer about Blatant lies.
I also have the ability to end these shenanigans.