Blatant Lies

[pyramid head grape]

I hate you and your face!

 

[JLML]

I hate you because you hate Para, because I alone have the right to hate Para!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I hate you and your face!

You're not a curious person.

 

[TheEmoSpeeds666]

I hate my left pinky. Sitting there, looking all smug on the end of my hand.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Chop it off.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Use it as a fire poker.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Oh hey, 300 pages!

 

[Dr.Susse]

And you said it would never last.

 

[pyramid head grape]

It'll stop here!

 

[Neonbob]

I've never blinked.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I didn't laugh out loud in Tintin when they were talking about the sailor with no eyelids.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My stomach burns.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've built a robot that will devour the world!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am the Soldier from TF2.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm going to hoard all the money that my Robotics team is getting for myself!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm going to attack your lab.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Nero: I will gladly be cannon fodder.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Icing is never a good thing to put on cake.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I don't think my primary external hard drive is dying...
Its death won't mean the loss of my music and if I'm lucky, my anime pictures...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

It may not be time to find a replacement, fast!