Blatant Lies

[Lionsfan]

I totally love the new Captcha system. I especially love how it almost always makes me type "the all-new chevy sonic" for the Captcha or when it asks me a multiple choice question that it totally know the answer to but still get wrong on purpose.

I also totally love the used game debates that keep popping up on the Escapist. These debates should be taken seriously like Anon and not just be dropped before they even start.

These ads make me want to go out and buy like 5 more Chevy cars to replace my obviously too old 2010 Chevy

 

[Roxas1359]

I hate my car.
I mean who would want to drive a 1963 Willys Jeep with restored paint and an old Chevy V8 engine.

 

[Fijiman]

I totally love the new Captcha system. I especially love how it almost always makes me type "the all-new chevy sonic" for the Captcha or when it asks me a multiple choice question that it totally know the answer to but still get wrong on purpose.

I also totally love the used game debates that keep popping up on the Escapist. These debates should be taken seriously like Anon and not just be dropped before they even start.

These ads make me want to go out and buy like 5 more Chevy cars to replace my obviously too old 2010 Chevy

I want to buy, not steal, one for every day of the year to just drive around town for no reason whatsoever and have no intention of using those as trebuchet ammo to fling at CHevy's headquarters instead. Nope, do not desire to do that.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Posting on the Escapist while in school makes me feel like a cool kid.

I didn't do that before. They didn't install a new filter that blocks EVERYTHING.

 

[Roxas1359]

Proxies are never your best friend...
[sub]Being in Robotics, we had to "work around" certain sites to find things we needed. That and play the Trolololo song on the smart board. XD[/sub]

 

[Dr.Susse]

I have something important to say.

 

[Roxas1359]

I will tell everyone to be quiet so that we can all hear Doc's important message.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm listening.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I don't wish I could pull off half the stuff Ezio can.

I'm not challenging myself to beat Megaman Juno with no upgrades except for range and 2 rapid.
If I was I'm sure it would be easy.
[sub]He's kicking my ass![/sub]

You poor, poor fool. XD

 

[Roxas1359]

I totally lost against him.
It made me a sad little boy.
[sub]It was also on Hard mode. Never in the 31 times I've played that has it been difficult to beat him.[/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not off to a job interview. If I get it I'll have another suspension put on here. If I don't get it... You'll see more of me.

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't need to fill out more job applications. I got the job I wanted.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

It isn't looking hopeful but I will know the results of this interview by tomorrow and won't have to wait a week to find out if I have a job or not.

...

I know if I'm supposed to get suspended again or not seeing as I have a job...

 

[Rooster893]

I am not experiencing excruciating pain.

I can wait for my braces!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You shouldn't just learn self-moderation?~

Edit: YOU ARE NOT A SNEAKY NINJA.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've never been Ninja'd.
Especially not by you! *shakes fist in air* XD

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

YOU ARE NOT A SNEAKY NINJA.

Vaude gets Ninja'd... I believe I see this!

 

[Roxas1359]

I love homework.
Especially when I have to do it during Spring Break.

 

[dalek sec]

I didn't finish yet another puzzle.

Spoiler: You can't see it!

 

[scorptatious]

I hate Journey. And I am not looking forward to it's soundtrack coming to itunes in a few days.