Blatant Lies

[pyramid head grape]

That shoe was my son! D: How could you!?

Maybe you could drink with me to honor your fallen son?

*Holds glass of vodka in the air*

Bleep bloop son, Bleep bloop...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

That shoe was my son! D: How could you!?

Maybe you could drink with me to honor your fallen son?

*Holds glass of vodka in the air*

Bleep bloop son, Bleep bloop...

*clink, glug*

*steals a shot of liquor and jumps out of the 30th floor window*

Pigeon power!

 

[staika]

*steals a shot of liquor and jumps out of the 30th floor window*

Pigeon power!

*turns into a pigeon and drops the shot of liquor*

Caw CAW!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*steals a shot of liquor and jumps out of the 30th floor window*

Pigeon power!

*turns into a pigeon and drops the shot of liquor*

Caw CAW!

Whoa! I was just playing a video game, how did you do that?

 

[Dr.Susse]

The giddey pigeon the greatest boxing legend of all time.

Put em up!

 

[Roxas1359]

I hate you all.
Go play with fire.

 

[staika]

Whoa! I was just playing a video game, how did you do that?

Magnets of course, well they aren't normal magnets but magic magnets!

*lands on a telephone wire*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Whoa! I was just playing a video game, how did you do that?

Magnets of course, well they aren't normal magnets but magic magnets!

*lands on a telephone wire*

All magnets are magic... YOU'RE LYING!

*chases*

 

[staika]

All magnets are magic... YOU'RE LYING!

*chases*

HOW DID YOU KNOW!?

THE BOURNE CONSPIRACY WAS A TERRIBLE MOVIE!
*flies onto the top of a house*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

All magnets are magic... YOU'RE LYING!

*chases*

HOW DID YOU KNOW!?

THE BOURNE CONSPIRACY WAS A TERRIBLE MOVIE!
*flies onto the top of a house*

*smashes through window and we have a very familiar fight scene in an empty apartment*

 

[staika]

All magnets are magic... YOU'RE LYING!

*chases*

HOW DID YOU KNOW!?

THE BOURNE CONSPIRACY WAS A TERRIBLE MOVIE!
*flies onto the top of a house*

*smashes through window and we have a very familiar fight scene in an empty apartment*

You think you can beat the pigeon master!? I've killed many people who think they can challenge me!

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Was killed*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You think you can beat the pigeon master!? I've killed many people who think they can challenge me!

 

[staika]

You think you can beat the pigeon master!? I've killed many people who think they can challenge me!

That video makes all of the sense! I will now counter with a relevant video of my own!

Spoiler: Super relevant

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You think you can beat the pigeon master!? I've killed many people who think they can challenge me!

That video makes all of the sense! I will now counter with a relevant video of my own!

Spoiler: Super relevant

I'll have the Spam Police investigate you!

 

[staika]

I'll have the Spam Police investigate you!

That makes me want to play a game!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

SNIP

That makes me want to donate to a charity!

 

[Roxas1359]

Streets of Rage 2 sucks.
It's no fun at all.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My left hand hasn't started to randomly ache.

 

[staika]

I have a comeback to redlin's video. I don't admit defeat