Blatant Lies

[Roxas1359]

This thread won't last much longer.

 

[Dr.Susse]

It's the latest fashion.

Isn't the latest fashion emulating your drinking exploits?

My threads are always successful.
That's why I keep making them.

Blatant lies was the first thread I made so yeah. I'm pretty much the god of forum games. Every thread I make is successful.

I've never touched the devils drink.
Just the thought of it ghastly stuff.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've drunken plenty of alcohol.
[sub]Literally one the only seniors at my school who hasn't drank anything with alcohol.[/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Who would want to drink with you anyway.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

That was not a ninja. This is not a double post.

YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm not interested in the new show based of Avatar the Last Airbender.
Edit: You sure suck at Ninjaing.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

It wasn't you who ninja'd me.

 

[Torrasque]

I absolutely hate gif avatars.

 

[staika]

I never have gif avatars ever.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I own a real lightsaber.

Also my family isn't suddenly sick. :/

 

[staika]

My family is never sick so I do not know the feel :/

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't have to run out and buy drugs for my Mom.

 

[staika]

I don't have to do that often, sadly there isn't a drug store about 5 minutes away from my house.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

There isn't one near my place.

 

[staika]

I don't have to stop by the drug store on my way home from work, my dad doesn't need some tums.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I desire to vomit too!

 

[staika]

I am always sick! I am not the only one in my family that is always sick.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am usually sick.

 

[Roxas1359]

I look super sexy right now.

 

[Rooster893]

I'm not getting my braces tomorrow; I can wait.

I'm not scared at all.