Blatant Lies
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I guess it is that bad, Hurry you must not follow my step by step instructions on how to make yourself look gorgeous!!!
Step 1: Put on a red clown wig
Step 2: instead of a red clown nose mix it up and put on a skin colored one so you look like you have a circular nose (chicks dig the round nose)
Step 3: Close your eyes and put make up on. Under no circumstances are you to open your eyes to see how you are doing.
Step 4: Take a good look at yourself in the mirror to see perfection in it's most eloquent form.
Step 5: Smash the mirror since Mirror's should know to break themselves when faced with a being as good looking as you.
Step 6: Go out to the most populated place you can find and soak in the looks of envy that everyone is bound to give you.
Follow these simple steps and you can become gorgeous too
I have to say that I give terrible advice XD
Step 1: Put on a red clown wig
Step 2: instead of a red clown nose mix it up and put on a skin colored one so you look like you have a circular nose (chicks dig the round nose)
Step 3: Close your eyes and put make up on. Under no circumstances are you to open your eyes to see how you are doing.
Step 4: Take a good look at yourself in the mirror to see perfection in it's most eloquent form.
Step 5: Smash the mirror since Mirror's should know to break themselves when faced with a being as good looking as you.
Step 6: Go out to the most populated place you can find and soak in the looks of envy that everyone is bound to give you.
Follow these simple steps and you can become gorgeous too
I have to say that I give terrible advice XD
If only everyone would listen to my advice then everyone could be a chick magnet. I even wrote a book on the subject titled "How to become a sexy beast" in a male and female version. The book has gotten many good reviews and even one from the president of the united basement dweller organization. You can purchase this book for the low low price of $29.99 and act now and I'll throw in a poster of myself absolutely free!
I am a really good salesman as well, who woulda thought XD
I am a really good salesman as well, who woulda thought XD
I'm not conflicted about getting a 'free' tattoo tomorrow.
[sub]Promotional event, not some shady scheme.[/sub]
[sub]Promotional event, not some shady scheme.[/sub]
I think it's unlikely you'll regret it, people will give out things like that for free without some sort of catch.Ahri said:
