Blatant Lies

[pyramid head grape]

I didn't buy the orange box today again.

 

[squidbuddy99]

The fact that the above user claims to have seen me before does not terrify me.

 

[pyramid head grape]

The above user knows about the current condition I'm in. ^^

 

[pyramid head grape]

There are no pictures of me on the Escapist, nope not even one.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/362.291473.11585917

 

[Neonbob]

I don't love Samuel L. Jackson.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

i don't enjoy adultswim.

 

[Dango]

I enjoy Adult Swim.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

If you lie blatantly enough, you win a new badge!

 

[Dr.Susse]

I may need a break from the escapist because all this posting has made my toe septic.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm so damn sick of you people. Screw this place!

I own three cats more than you.

I've seen you a lot recently. I think you're dumb and suck.

 

[P0RTAL]

If you go to the bottom of the Bermuda Triangle you shall be sucked into a black hole and will come out the other end at the Dragon Triangle. It has happened to me twice.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

my name is Duncan. Duncan Manuts

this is not a funny name if you say it right.

 

[RaNDM G]

I don't think that's funny, either.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I can remember what happened last night. :S

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I have nothing to do today.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'm not going to play some HL2 ^^

 

[Neonbob]

I am not hungry.

 

[P0RTAL]

Neonbon: your avatar is not hilarious and I should call Peta on you

 

[Neonbob]

I have never wanted to cuddle someone online.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Neon isn't here quite a lot. ^^