Blatant Lies

[Roxas1359]

I don't see.
Well I'll just go eat someone's children then.

 

[Rooster893]

My headphones don't arrive tomorrow. I'm not excited.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm gonna go steal an airplane.
I'll pick up some food for anyone who can cause a distraction.

 

[Fijiman]

I desire to smash your new headphones in front of you face upon their arrival and then laugh.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I am not trying to catch as many legendaries as possible in Pokemon Plantium with just a regular poke ball.

I'm failing and I haven't caught Uxie, Azelf, Heatran, Dialga and Palkia with regular poke balls. I'm not proud of myself at all.

 

[Roxas1359]

I hate doing challenges like that.
I didn't catch a Raikou in Crystal on the first Pokeball I threw.
[sub][sub]He was facing my recently hatched level 5 Pichu. XD[/sub][/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It doesn't feel weird being called that instead of Red.

I didn't rejoin the server.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

I didn't do a little dance when i found out toonami is coming back!

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm not interested in that at all. (^.^)

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

You shouldn't be. ;3

 

[The Night Angel]

I don't love you all, and don't need to sleep now.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You shouldn't be. ;3

You didn't go missing!

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

I've been here the whole time watching you....

 

[Roxas1359]

I just sold an arm and a leg to the devil to allow my old laptop to turn on.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The devil is a cool guy.

 

[Roxas1359]

He said that I can make a free deal with him next time.

 

[Roxas1359]

You should know how messed up my laptop is.
[sub][sub]List goes on for a while. I'll PM you the issues.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I know that I've never owned a laptop.

 

[=y]

It doesn't feel weird being called that instead of Red.

I didn't rejoin the server.

I won't unlock your chests next time we're both on then.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm not living in the wilderness.
I don't think my house might be overkill...