Blatant Lies

[=y]

I don't have a towel with me either.

Oh and this weeks Feed Dump was stupid. Hated it. So glad I didn't just watch that.

 

[Roxas1359]

The voice in my head didn't just spend an hour telling me I'm a failure.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The voice in my head didn't just spend an hour telling me I'm a failure.

The voice in your head shouldn't go fuck himself.

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't tell him that on a daily basis.
On a more negative note: I didn't sign my friends yearbooks in a Dr. Susse rhyming fashion.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm not eating a California burrito the size of my arm! ^.^

 

[=y]

@Max: That sounds like a horrible experience. You stupid Americans don't know good food.

 

[Roxas1359]

@overpuce: Luzitas is a terrible mom and pop store.
@=y: It is a terrible thing. I mean Mexican-Americans come up with terrible food ideas.

 

[=y]

@Max: I do not want to eat something like that. Ever.

 

[=y]

@Puce: I've found one that's awesome.

 

[Roxas1359]

Being half-Mexican and looking white is great.
Allows the people who give out scholarships not question whether I'm Mexican or not.

 

[=y]

I understand why racism is such a big deal. I mean having different coloured skin is a big deal! It means you're different and must be treated different. It's the intelligent way to communicate with the world.

Oh and I always go to bed when I say I am.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've found many scholarships for white males, none for women, minority groups, disabled, or retired military.

 

[Fijiman]

My brain is totally working properly right now. I shouldn't go to bed.

 

[=y]

My dreams aren't getting smarter. This one didn't almost made me sleep in and miss work by not only featuring work but also the drive to work and everyone who works with me. I was fooled.

I have time to say more.

 

[Rooster893]

People are nice.

 

[Roxas1359]

People are so nice that random strangers will come up to me and offer me candy.

 

[Roxas1359]

This logo for a shirt didn't make me laugh and feel a bit bad.

Spoiler

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

That logo isn't incredibly cute.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm not going to be buying it once I get money.

 

[Fijiman]

I don't want to buy that shirt either and totally have money to do so.

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