Blatant Lies

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My bed is tiny.

 

[=y]

I didn't stay up late last night.

 

[Roxas1359]

I go to bed early all the time.
It is easy.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I went to bed early last night, too.

 

[Roxas1359]

I hate that my great aunt Nancy came to town.
Her stories are boring.
My bed isn't a twin.
[sub][sub]Just found out my Grandma and Grandpa met in a bar.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My bed isn't a twin bunk bed.

 

[Rooster893]

Yesterday was one of the worst times of my life.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not going to help paint at my church tomorrow.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm so not on my trip right now.

 

[Roxas1359]

I didn't get a new TV.

 

[Fijiman]

I love you for being able to get all this stuff.

 

[=y]

I won't be checking something tomorrow due to a very stupid mistake I made here today.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not wondering if you will start using your main account again soon.

 

[=y]

It is going to happen soon.

 

[Roxas1359]

@Fijiman: I didn't pay for any of the things I got.
I'm still going to be rich though.
[sub]TV was my uncle's, he was throwing it out.[/sub]

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not back at the hotel room.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm in the room next to you.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've stolen your car and have driven it into a pit.

 

[Fijiman]

Oh yeah? Well I lit your car on fire and then used it for target practice with a tank.

 

[Roxas1359]

My new TV is working perfectly.
No need to get a new one at all.